{"id":1056,"date":"2007-10-05T23:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2013-11-13T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T20:00:05","slug":"the-new-perky-pete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/the-new-perky-pete\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Perky Pete"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/RwbIq1Lr-oI\/AAAAAAAAAAg\/gJdoukxA0Aw\/s1600-h\/PDR_1015.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/RwbIq1Lr-oI\/AAAAAAAAAAg\/gJdoukxA0Aw\/s200\/PDR_1015.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117998664709307010\" \/><\/a><br \/>Meet my new Pete. He doesn&#8217;t say much but he&#8217;s a good listener. Goodbye old power-nap Pete, hello new Perky Pete! He&#8217;ll listen attentively for hours while I discuss all my favourite topics such as vacation planning etc&#8211;all the while a perky, enthusiastic expression on his face. He comes highly recommended for those lonley evenings when your mate is tired and looking for a nook or cranny to pass out in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet my new Pete. He doesn&#8217;t say much but he&#8217;s a good listener. Goodbye old power-nap Pete, hello new Perky Pete! He&#8217;ll listen attentively for hours while I discuss all my favourite topics such as vacation planning etc&#8211;all the while &hellip; <a class=\"kt-excerpt-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/the-new-perky-pete\/\" aria-label=\"The New Perky Pete\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1794,1],"tags":[2073],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour2","category-uncategorized","tag-reinventing-your-husband"],"aioseo_notices":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":1794,"label":"Humour"},{"value":1,"label":"Uncategorized"}],"post_tag":[{"value":2073,"label":"reinventing your husband"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"mixhart","author_link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/author\/mixhart\/"},"comment_info":1,"category_info":[{"term_id":1794,"name":"Humour","slug":"humour2","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":1847,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":80,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":1794,"category_count":80,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Humour","category_nicename":"humour2","category_parent":0},{"term_id":1,"name":"Uncategorized","slug":"uncategorized","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":1,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":576,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":1,"category_count":576,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Uncategorized","category_nicename":"uncategorized","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":[{"term_id":2073,"name":"reinventing your husband","slug":"reinventing-your-husband","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":2128,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}