{"id":1056,"date":"2007-10-05T23:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T07:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2013-11-13T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T20:00:05","slug":"the-new-perky-pete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/the-new-perky-pete\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Perky Pete"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Meet my new Pete. He doesn’t say much but he’s a good listener. Goodbye old power-nap Pete, hello new Perky Pete! He’ll listen attentively for hours while I discuss all my favourite topics such as vacation planning etc–all the while a perky, enthusiastic expression on his face. He comes highly recommended for those lonley evenings when your mate is tired and looking for a nook or cranny to pass out in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meet my new Pete. He doesn’t say much but he’s a good listener. Goodbye old power-nap Pete, hello new Perky Pete! He’ll listen attentively for hours while I discuss all my favourite topics such as vacation planning etc–all the while … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1794,1],"tags":[2073],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour2","category-uncategorized","tag-reinventing-your-husband"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t