{"id":1592,"date":"2012-12-16T07:44:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-16T15:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2013-11-18T17:22:32","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T01:22:32","slug":"dr-fernando-freud-at-your-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/dr-fernando-freud-at-your-service\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Fernando Freud&#8211;Pug Psychiatrist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1593 aligncenter\" title=\"IMG_5526\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526-921x1024.jpg\" width=\"567\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526-921x1024.jpg 921w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526-270x300.jpg 270w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526-520x578.jpg 520w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526-260x289.jpg 260w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5526.jpg 1928w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>No, talking it out isn&#8217;t going to work. No sense trying to talk to someone incapable of listening. Like I said, just do this. Right, stick it out fast and back in quickly, before he knows what hit him.<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5527.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1594\" title=\"IMG_5527\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5527-1024x935.jpg\" width=\"567\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5527-1024x935.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5527-300x274.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Uh-huh&#8230;interesting&#8230;I&#8217;m fascinated by all you&#8217;re saying&#8230;you&#8217;re right&#8230; he&#8217;s scum&#8230;(<em>the longer she talks and I listen&#8230;the bigger the bickie&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking this session has gotta be worth a minimum of 3 bickies)<\/em>.<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5528.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1595\" title=\"IMG_5528\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5528-1024x807.jpg\" width=\"567\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5528-1024x807.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_5528-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Whoa&#8230;he totally messed up this time. This rant might take hours, and I&#8217;m right here to listen. Fernando at your service. I can practically taste those chewy biscuits&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking four might be in order after today&#8217;s session.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, talking it out isn&#8217;t going to work. No sense trying to talk to someone incapable of listening. Like I said, just do this. Right, stick it out fast and back in quickly, before he knows what hit him. 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