{"id":2040,"date":"2013-03-06T10:47:39","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T18:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=2040"},"modified":"2013-11-28T09:04:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T17:04:10","slug":"club-zen-for-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/club-zen-for-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Club Zen For Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Sometimes you must deal with dog aggression head-on: teach them to meditate! That’s why I put my dogs in Club Zen–Mindfulness training for dogs.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Here’s a peek at what my dog boys get up to during mindfulness class:<\/strong><\/h3>\n

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Fernando: She gone yet?<\/em><\/h2>\n

Pablo: Nope.<\/em><\/h2>\n

Fernando:...Oh…man…pet…me…huh?<\/em><\/h2>\n

Pablo: Get with the meditation bro. It’s oh…man…pet…me…hun! As in, pet<\/em> me hunny.<\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n

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Pablo: Om man pet me hun! Om man pet me hun! Ahroooo! Yip! Yip!<\/em><\/h2>\n

Fernando: Would some buddha shut him up? Meditation is<\/em> supposed to be quiet.<\/em><\/h2>\n

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Fernando: It’s your fault we’re here…meditation to help with your aggression issues.<\/em><\/h2>\n

Pablo: Shut it….my issue is only with dogs<\/strong>…okay? At least I’m good with humans<\/strong>. You’re the one who’s snarly with new people.<\/em><\/h2>\n

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Must stay awake…must stay awake…must…stay…snork…snork<\/em>…(Puggy snores continue…).<\/h2>\n

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Shhh…quiet over there bro…I’m having a ZEN moment…<\/h2>\n

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Pablo: I got nothing man…nothing…<\/em>
\nFernando: I think that’s the point..<\/em>.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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Pablo: Fernando! That’s nasty…I was almost there and then you had to go and do that..<\/em>.<\/h2>\n

Fernando: Shhh…Fernando does not exist…he is one with the universe…<\/em><\/h2>\n

Pablo: By chance…was the universe eating from the garbage can last night?<\/em><\/h2>\n

Fernando: …maybe.<\/em><\/h2>\n

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Fernando: Do you think there are bickies in Nirvana?<\/em><\/h2>\n

Pablo: There better be. That’s what I’m holding out for.<\/em><\/h2>\n

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Are we there yet?<\/h2>\n

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Sufferin’…free of sufferin’…sufferin’…sufferin’ some more to be free of sufferin’…sufferin’…free of sufferin’…<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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