{"id":2210,"date":"2013-03-28T08:04:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T16:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=2210"},"modified":"2019-09-27T16:24:42","modified_gmt":"2019-09-27T23:24:42","slug":"truths-by-crissy-blissful-denial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/truths-by-crissy-blissful-denial\/","title":{"rendered":"Truths By Crissy: Blissful Denial"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>\u00a0<em><strong>Wry and Retro: Crissy\u2019s not only beautiful, she has life experience\u2026she\u2019s been there<\/strong>.<\/em><\/h2>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">You<strong> forgot to rinse out the tub before filling it&#8230;<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/index.php\/truths-by-crissy-blissful-denial\/img_6118\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2212\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2212\" src=\"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_6118-1024x820.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6118\" width=\"630\" height=\"504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_6118-1024x820.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/IMG_6118-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Have you ever just closed your eyes and refused to let <\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>a couple of unidentifiable floaties ruin a perfectly good <\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>bath?<\/strong><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Wry and Retro: Crissy\u2019s not only beautiful, she has life experience\u2026she\u2019s been there. 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