{"id":230,"date":"2011-10-12T18:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T02:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=230"},"modified":"2013-11-12T12:46:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T20:46:57","slug":"if-farts-smelled-like-flowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/if-farts-smelled-like-flowers\/","title":{"rendered":"If Farts Smelled Like Flowers"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Picture taken in Barcelona, Spain, 2011<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
If Farts Smelled Like flowers<\/b><\/div>\n

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If farts smelled liked flowers, what a different world it would be.<\/div>\n
Eating beans would be encouraged–3 times a day.<\/div>\n
The guy in the elevator would happily fess up.<\/div>\n
Dog adoption would increase.<\/div>\n
People would no longer blaim the dog for their own flatulence.<\/div>\n
Futhermore, people would start taking credit for the dog’s farts.<\/div>\n
Cute farting would no longer be limited to the 5 year old and under crowd.<\/div>\n
It would be pleasant to sit beside your mate on the sofa and watch a movie together.<\/div>\n
Teachers (the only humans who have never been documented farting) would fart and fart and fart.<\/div>\n

My girls, my niece and I were brain storming this idea the other morning while making pancakes–thought I’d share our take on such an important topic.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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