{"id":3013,"date":"2013-07-26T11:32:51","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T19:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=3013"},"modified":"2020-05-12T21:25:27","modified_gmt":"2020-05-13T04:25:27","slug":"sending-out-an-s-o-s-to-our-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/sending-out-an-s-o-s-to-our-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Sending Out An S.O.S. To Our Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Girls,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Life is boring when we can’t find you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

We searched the backyard, the front yard,\u00a0upstairs, downstairs, and<\/strong><\/p>\n

both bathtubs. Also, (unbeknownst to Mother) we slipped, unnoticed\u00a0into<\/strong><\/p>\n

the garage, and checked out\u00a0the car.\u00a0One of us got his head stuck<\/strong><\/p>\n

momentarily in the power window (but we’ll\u00a0discuss that unfortunate<\/strong><\/p>\n

incident on your return).<\/strong><\/p>\n

In conclusion, we’ve decided that you must have gone on another one\u00a0of<\/strong><\/p>\n

your trips and accidentally forgot to bring us.\u00a0Come home soon and we<\/strong><\/p>\n

may concede to overlook\u00a0your memory\u00a0lapses.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yours Affectionately,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fernando & Pablo<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Pablo\"<\/a> \"nando\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Girls, Life is boring when we can’t find you. We searched the backyard, the front yard,\u00a0upstairs, downstairs, and both bathtubs. Also, (unbeknownst to Mother) we slipped, unnoticed\u00a0into the garage, and checked out\u00a0the car.\u00a0One of us got his head stuck … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3015,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1794,133],"tags":[1649,1454,317,1645,1647,1646,1648,3110],"class_list":["post-3013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour2","category-poetry","tag-dog-humor","tag-dog-humour","tag-dogs","tag-dogs-missing-their-people","tag-funny-dogs","tag-lonely-dogs","tag-personified-letters-from-dogs","tag-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t