{"id":3423,"date":"2013-09-25T08:43:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T16:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=3423"},"modified":"2013-11-18T17:14:21","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T01:14:21","slug":"i-am-fernando-i-am-pugnacious-i-am-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/i-am-fernando-i-am-pugnacious-i-am-awesome\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Fernando & I Am Pugnacious"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"P9250006\"<\/a> I am Fernando.<\/h2>\n

I am pugnacious.<\/h2>\n

I am awesome.<\/h2>\n

I like hanging out under the supper table.<\/h2>\n

Tasty bits end up on the floor.<\/h2>\n

I vacuum them up.<\/h2>\n

Only once I made unusual goat-like braying sounds while down there.<\/h2>\n

You worried unnecessarily.<\/h2>\n

I had it covered.<\/h2>\n

I emerged from under the table to show you that, hey, it\u2019s only me…Fernando.<\/h2>\n

I brayed two times and then vomited beside your chair.<\/h2>\n

I brayed two more times and then I vomited again on the other side of your chair.<\/h2>\n

It felt good to get it all out.<\/h2>\n

All better, no more goat braying from under the table.<\/h2>\n

Do not be alarmed that the vomit included piles of recent feces from another dog.<\/h2>\n

I found that lying in the yard just when you called me inside before supper.<\/h2>\n

You left your supper untouched and then left the table.<\/h2>\n

You got the mess cleaned up.<\/h2>\n

The goat-dog experience took away your appetite.<\/h2>\n

No worries.<\/h2>\n

I like to be helpful.<\/h2>\n

I\u2019m good at jumping on chairs and then onto the table.<\/h2>\n

I eat what ever is left on your plate.<\/h2>\n

I like hanging out under the supper table.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am Fernando. I am pugnacious. I am awesome. I like hanging out under the supper table. Tasty bits end up on the floor. I vacuum them up. Only once I made unusual goat-like braying sounds while down there. You … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3438,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[133],"tags":[1396,1454,317,1647,1727,1726,3110],"class_list":["post-3423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","tag-black-pugs-2","tag-dog-humour","tag-dogs","tag-funny-dogs","tag-pug-dog-humour","tag-pug-dogs","tag-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t