{"id":583,"date":"2009-12-03T22:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T06:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=583"},"modified":"2013-11-12T15:08:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T23:08:55","slug":"teeth-pulling-vodka-thieves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/teeth-pulling-vodka-thieves\/","title":{"rendered":"Teeth Pulling Vodka Thieves"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/Sxg29fvWkmI\/AAAAAAAAChI\/dfntLrDVS4s\/s1600-h\/IMG_4521.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/Sxg29fvWkmI\/AAAAAAAAChI\/dfntLrDVS4s\/s640\/IMG_4521.JPG\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/Sxg3ZPSjibI\/AAAAAAAAChY\/DzVbtNQdnGw\/s1600-h\/IMG_4537.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/Sxg3ZPSjibI\/AAAAAAAAChY\/DzVbtNQdnGw\/s400\/IMG_4537.JPG\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/Sxg3PXuXbPI\/AAAAAAAAChQ\/vo_hDVLpIPY\/s1600\/IMG_4541.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/Sxg3PXuXbPI\/AAAAAAAAChQ\/vo_hDVLpIPY\/s400\/IMG_4541.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Tabi in her &#8220;glasses&#8221; without lenses that she likes to wear to school. And Tabi today at her music concert at school. I spent the morning at the oral surgeon where Mist had 3 baby teeth extracted. She is home with some movies and a Starbucks Cream Brule frapaccino (sp?)<br \/>\u00a0I embarrassed myself at the surgeon&#8211;asking him if he remembered some of the stories I&#8217;d heard about him from my sister Theresa&#8211;back in the days when he was an undergraduate at the U of S. Mist dared me to ask him about the &#8220;vodka&#8221; story&#8211;and you know me&#8211;I&#8217;m not afraid of dares. So I asked him if he remembered drinking my sister&#8217;s vodka bottle she was saving and replacing it with water&#8211;he didn&#8217;t! And of course he was totally taken a back. He is now a distinguished, dental surgeon&#8230;those days aren&#8217;t even on his memory radar. He didn&#8217;t say this, of course, but man, he wasn&#8217;t any fun. Nice enough of course, a very nice, serious doctor&#8211;but not one who was ever young and carefree! Misty wanted me to ask if he remembered his old college nick name &#8220;Wham&#8221; but I refused&#8211;I might give the guy a cardiac arrest at that one! Oh well, if somehow I&#8217;ve triggered a memory that makes him think&#8211;I&#8217;ll feel like it was worth it. No one needs to turn all serious and boring.<br \/>Tonight the UBCO ED Christmas party. I am going Calvin Klein this year.<br \/>My December will be Christmas shopping(I am horrible&#8211;I keep finding cool stuff for myself!), Zenning my girls rooms and giving away tons of toys and clothing. And starting on my Ethics Review application and writing a proposal for a paper to present at a conference this winter.<br \/>That is it.<br \/>My focus is to apply for my PhD next fall at U of C. I am absolutely dying to get back to writing fiction and painting. I am really wanting to do both right now. I have a plan that really inspires me&#8211;but no time. Life is a constant struggle. I want MONEY. Unless a job I&#8217;d love comes up before then, I&#8217;ll keep going for the PhD. But hey, I will keep checking for jobs I&#8217;d love.<br \/>I am a little bit freaked this season. Not motivated to do what is before me. I just want to write and paint. All else seems to just get in my way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tabi in her &#8220;glasses&#8221; without lenses that she likes to wear to school. And Tabi today at her music concert at school. I spent the morning at the oral surgeon where Mist had 3 baby teeth extracted. 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