{"id":694,"date":"2009-05-14T02:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T10:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mixhart.ca\/blog\/?p=694"},"modified":"2013-11-12T15:51:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T23:51:15","slug":"piggy-in-the-middle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mixhart.ca\/index.php\/piggy-in-the-middle\/","title":{"rendered":"Piggy in the Middle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/SguIwQpnN4I\/AAAAAAAABwU\/02L05_ZqKbE\/s1600-h\/IMG_2699_2.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 384px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_oxIVHsQ4CdQ\/SguIwQpnN4I\/AAAAAAAABwU\/02L05_ZqKbE\/s400\/IMG_2699_2.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335508546235086722\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Oh Fernando<\/span><\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<div><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Breed<\/span>: cross between a mountain goat\/Tasmanian devil\/Albert Einstein and cheetah.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Favourite game<\/span>: piggy in the middle.<\/div>\n<div>You are the piggy&#8211;Fernando the black streak that encircles you. You can NEVER catch him, NEVER.<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Favourite hobby:<\/span><\/div>\n<div>running straight up the slide at the playground and beating your kid to the top. Then he waits until your kid is about to slide down&#8211;he shoves her out of the way and slides down feet first&#8211;knocking your kid off the slide.<\/div>\n<div>He continues to do this as fast as he can, always beating your kid to the top of the slide.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span><span>Favorite move<\/span><\/span><\/span>: pooping on the leather sofa just to say he&#8217;s mad at you for ignoring him for 1\/2 a second.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Fernando&#8230; Breed: cross between a mountain goat\/Tasmanian devil\/Albert Einstein and cheetah. Favourite game: piggy in the middle. You are the piggy&#8211;Fernando the black streak that encircles you. You can NEVER catch him, NEVER. 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