Oh Fernando…
Breed: cross between a mountain goat/Tasmanian devil/Albert Einstein and cheetah.
Favourite game: piggy in the middle.
You are the piggy–Fernando the black streak that encircles you. You can NEVER catch him, NEVER.
Favourite hobby:
running straight up the slide at the playground and beating your kid to the top. Then he waits until your kid is about to slide down–he shoves her out of the way and slides down feet first–knocking your kid off the slide.
He continues to do this as fast as he can, always beating your kid to the top of the slide.
Favorite move: pooping on the leather sofa just to say he’s mad at you for ignoring him for 1/2 a second.
Sandra
That pug needs to go to obedience school ASAP!